Welcome back to Superfight Saturday. Each month we will look at a different expansion for Skybound Games’ runaway hit party game, Superfight. If you have never played Superfight before, a good place to start would be my review of the Core Game. This month, we will be taking a look at The Nerdy Dirty Deck.
Some people say The (COVID-19) Apocalypse is over. Some people say The Apocalypse was never real. Some people say The Apocalypse will be back for an even worse second wave. But whatever the truth is, social distancing rules are easing and for a not-insignificant number of people that means one thing: NOOKIE! What better way to celebrate a return to debauchery than with Superfight’s Nerdy Dirty Deck.
Back in the original chromatically titled days of Superfight the Red Deck was their R rated “naughty deck” and the Orange Dec” was their “nerdy” deck, both of which received sequel releases, there was also a Green Deck that was their G-rated “nice” deck. Skybound has offered a Naughty & Nice combo of Red and Green decks, and released a Naughty & Nice holiday deck. One of the nice touches is that this deck matches the dual-colour design of the Naughty & Nice Deck, and the expansion logo is a mix of the Orange and Red logos. Given all of that, I’m actually surprised and disappointed that they didn’t use a more alliterative title like Naughty Nerd Deck.
But that’s probably the only disappointment here. I mean, who WOULDN’T want to fight as JAMIE AND CERSI LANNISTER CAUGHT HAVING TWINCEST while ARMED WITH DARTH MAUL’S DILDO SABER?
Who would win between a CREEPILY REALISTIC HOWARD THE DUCK who is ARMED WITH A LANCE FORGED OF PURE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION and SEXY GANDALF who is ARMED WITH THE ONE COCK RING TO RULE THEM ALL?
How about THE CRINGEY ORIGINAL VERSION OF CONAN THE BARBARIAN but THE LOWER THEIR HP GETS, THE HORNIER THEY GET and THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE who is ARMED WITH THE VIBRATOR OF THE GODS?
This Deck is pure gold.
The blue Location cards are just as great. JAR-JAR’S SEX DUNGEON? Finally that secret Sith Lord has a purpose! Who hasn’t wanted to take part in A FORTNIGHT THEMED GANGBANG?
Not many people will play with both a Location and a purple Scenario card at the same time, but picture A FOREST OF HORNY TREANTS but THE AREA IS FULL OF MATING KAIJU! In general, Scenarios are pretty hit-or-miss with me, but there really are some good ones in this deck.
100% this is not an expansion for everyone. I mean, if you really want to explain to your kids why ALL FIGHTERS ARE WEARING LIGHTSABER STRAP-ONS, or worse yet… your mom. But if you have the right group, this will be a blast and a half! I don’t have the Red or Orange decks, but when I do I’ll be mixing them with this deck for some seriously Naughty Nerd fun!